Friday, February 5, 2010

Burke's Press Conference on the Leafs Trade

Fucking hilarious, I was spitting up laughing. The voice sounds spot on.

The highlights...
"I had to do something to help out this sinkhole organization that's been sinking down every fucking day here. I can't drink enough fucking booze to pull myself out of this."

"In return we get Derek Sundstrom, Keith Allen... Keith Allen's a big defenseman, he's 6'-6" kid there, he looks like a fuckin' wookie on skates."

"We also, fortunately, had to let Toskala go. As you're aware this fucking guy couldn't stop a fucking beach ball, so don't hit your ass on the way out Toskala."

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