Thursday, March 4, 2010


We wish we could be funny and more original on our own, but we just can't compete, kinda like the Maple Leafs. So we prefer to thieve good ideas, classic lines, or things we can pawn to make it look like we have a place in the universe, and maybe even in Heaven, cause the rent's due in Hell.

Anyway, we give you the 'Czechmate' because the only thing more fun than seeing Jagr get hit, is laughing about it. Or maybe hitting him yourself. Or taking scissors to his curly mullet of yesteryear. Or shaving off his soul patch.

Well I guess there is more than one thing, but try it on, you make like it since you can't actually hold him down and take a pair of clippers to the man. This style here is called the 'Manicured Landscape' inspired by walking skeleton, and Gorillaz song, Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino.

We've featured these styles on the Team Russia format, but they come in all colors including Commie Red, Siberian White, and Hopeless Blue. The one below we call 'Communist Rule'.

We love the genious over at Pucking Hilarious, who actually sell hilarious hockey t-shirts, and we stole this bad boy from them and the cast of Swingers, for their notorious use of the Sega Genesis NHL 94 game. We give you the 'Head Hemorrage'.

Get yours while supplies last!!!


Bettman's Nightmare said...

I sometimes liked to call his 'do the Kladno Kurl or the J.J. Jheri Curl.

Nuuuuugs said...

Is this while you were brushing it before you read her a bedtime story?

Bettman's Nightmare said...

You'd be surprised at how little you need to brush it. Leaves time for other things...if you know what I mean.

Nuuuuugs said...

I don't know what you mean, and the fact that you made me think about it makes me want to kill you.